Pants for AllDear Laif Lorenstilskin, the man with the iron leg,Pants for All
How do you move around your enormous iron leg for everyday mobility? I have never seen you walk, but somehow you are already sitting, watching me at every restaurant upon my arrival. I wouldn't mind it very much, but you then smirk at me, and laugh quietly to yourself. Also, I believe your leg stinks, but I have grown so accustomed to your presence at restaurants, I cannot be sure anymore, because the odors rotting flesh and cooking food to my nose are now indistinguishable. You have forced me to wear a sweaty gym sock soaked in cheap
Juckies and Natural SelectionMr. Kazoolian, the man who totally invented the theory of natural selection unaware of the fact that Darwin did the same 150 years before,Juckies and Natural Selection
How has your cave-dwelling been going? I read your memoir in which you show that evolution occurs by way of natural selection, however, I regret to inform you that this theory of yours had already been purported by the late Charles Darwin 150 years and, and was described by him with much less use of the word "juckies" to indicate the presence of mutations and adaptations over time. Also, Darwin did not say, and I quote "...the juckies, and I
Ramblings of a Rich EccentricDear Mansfield Fuber, eccentric rich man who lost it all from gambling it all away on the probability that Old Lady Gertie was going to be struck by lightning at 6:09:37 on June 7, 2008,Ramblings of a Rich Eccentric
I have just come into a lot of money due to investing tons of money in squash futures (the vegetable, not the sport or verb, though I will be using the verb later in the letter). I was wondering if you could lend me some ideas concerning what I should do with all this cash, because Old Lady Gertie in fact died by lightning strike at 6:09:38 on June 7, 2008, so there goes that possible investment. I was thinking of several no
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